Die Mannschaft vs. Blågult Cheat Sheet

Just a little Fußball Lexikon for handy reference while watching Die Mannschaft take on Blågult (Swedish National Team) tomorrow at Hollerbach's Willow Tree:

(not in alphabetical order, and not FIFA or DFB approved)

Blågult - 1) The Blue-Yellow (pronounced "Blow-gilt." Sort of), Nickname of the Swedish team. 2) Germany's opponent and ultimate loser of the match.

Menno, das war noch LAAAnge kein Abseits!! - When the officials mistakenly accuse Die Mannschaft of being offside.

Tor! - When Deutschland scores.

Was war DAS denn für 'ne Scheißverteidigung, Jungs!! - when Schweden scores.

Der Feind - A country just east of Norway.

Herdy der Ferdy Floompty, Ja Flerptin Derpty-Dum BORK BORK BORK! - How Swedish chefs talk. Also a football stadium fan song in Göteborg.

Schiriiii!! - Ref you suck!

Vier - Number of World Cup titles won by the current and soon to be repeating Weltmeister.

Null - Number won by the other guys. Also Sweden's probable score after 90+ minutes.

Trillerpfeife - annoying noisemaker, but much more acceptable than Vuvuzelas or clappers. Also what officials use to indicate that Sweden has committed yet another foul.

Prost, ihr Säcke! - Cheers, you fine people! (Always respond with Prost, du SACK!!!)

der Ball - round thing filled with air that lives in the back of Sweden's net.

Weltmeister - another word for Deutschland.

Halbzeit - 45 minutes until victory for Die Mannschaft.

...and last but not least,

NOCH EINS BITTE! - more delicious German liquid bread, please.

AUF GEHT'S DEUTSCHLAND!!

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